There’s something semi-surreal about keeping a days worth of your own urine in the fridge.  I have no idea what they can learn from a 24-hour sample.  I learned a few things; my morning constitutional goes about a liter and a half, and on a ‘normal’ day, I can fill two 4-liter containers.  (I asked for a second…I’s a geeenius)

I think they just dump it all out–it’s just there to show I’m serious about medical treatment.  Either that, or very complicated practical jokes.  Haven’t heard anything about it, so all must be well.  Yes, indeedy.

One Reply to “ticketa-tackata…sploosh.”

  1. “Oh, I want to show you something. You know what this is? Urine. Another man’s urine. I ask for it, and they give it to me! I don’t know what to do with it! I’ve got a fridge full of this stuff. I mean, I suppose I could send it out to the lab, but they’d only send back a lot of test results that I couldn’t possibly understand.”

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